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    10月23日

    What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?

    Could it be? Could the Hokey Pokey actually be the meaning of life?
    Screw 42, or maybe not. 42 could be the number of times you must do the Hokey Pokey before you get smacked in the face with epiphany, or the number of people needed in the Hokey Pokey circle... Or what you need tatooed on each eyelid to see the truth.
    OR it could be a random number, sent out to trick us all.
     
    But back to the pressing concern of the moment... The Hokey Pokey.
    Thinking about it in depth, i have discovered that this is not quite the outrageous thought that it sounds...
     
    For those uninitiated into the art of the Hokey Pokey, i will go through it step by step for you. Follow precicley to acheive spiritual enlightenment. For those practiced in Hokey Pokeyige, i will explain what i beleive to be the true and deep meaning behind these steps.
     
    the first step is to stand in a circle, with your fellow Soul Searchers
    This is so that all the energy of Hokey Pokey will be focused to the center, in the same way a circular magnifying glass focuses the energy of the sun, to burn an ant. 
    WARNING: USE OF THE HOKEY POKEY FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE GAINING OF KNOWLEGE OR ENTERTAINMENT OF CHILDREN COULD LEAD TO BEING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING OR ENGULFED IN FLAMES.  
     
    You put your left leg in: lift left leg and thrust it to the middle of the circle, whilst balancing on your right leg. please make sure all other body parts remain outside the circle
    You test the waters, or the temperature of the Hokey Circle, to make sure there are no sharks and the like to come and steal your enlightenment away.
     
    You take your left leg out: remove left leg from circle
    You take it away again, to symbolise your consideration. You are thinking about wether you really want to know. Proving that your persuit of ultimate knowlege is not a whim
     
    You put your left leg in, and you shake it all about: place left leg inside circe again, shake.
    Returning the leg to the circle symbolises your decision to continue with the Hokey Pokey. You shake the leg to clense it of all doubts and evil.
     
    You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around (thats what its all about)
    I cannot give you exact instructions for what the Hokey Pokey is that you do, as the Hokey Pokey is different for each person. Doing the Hokey Pokey is the main part of the dance, so it must not be forgotten. It is vital that you turn around though, as this exposes the next leg to the circle.
     
    You put your right leg in: repeat 'left leg in' procedure, with your right leg
    The signifigance of the right leg procedure is much the same as it is for the left leg. But this time it is with the right, creating balance between your two sides.
     
    You take your right leg out: repeat 'left leg out' procedure, with your right leg
     
    You put your right leg in and you shake it all about: repeat 'left leg shake' procedure, with your right leg
     
    You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around (thats what its all about)
     
    You put your left arm in: Thrust left arm into the circle
    Going back to your right side is signifigant, as it again creates balance. The reasons for the procedure of left arm and right arm are much the same as for Left leg and right leg.
     
    You take your left arm out: Remove left arm from circle
     
    You put your left arm in and you shake it all about: Place left arm back in circle. shake.
     
    You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around (thats what its all about)
     
    You put your right arm in: repeat 'left arm in' procedure, with your right arm
     
    You take your right arm out: repeat 'left arm out' procedure, with your right arm
     
    You put your right arm in and you shake it all about: repeat 'left arm shake' procedure, with your right arm
     
    You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around (thats what its all about)
     
    You put your head in: Thrust head into circle.
    Placing your head into the circle is readying it for the knowlege that will soon come.
     
    You put your head out: Remove head from circle.
    Same Theory as taking out your various limbs.
     
    You put your head in and you shake it all about: place head back into the circle. shake
    Again, the shaking is throwing off all the doubts and evil, more significant with the head, as it will be the one harbouring the knowlege of the universe.
     
    You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around (thats what its all about)
     
    You put your whole self in: jump into the circle. making sure all body parts are now inside
    Putting your whole self in, is giving yourself completley to the Holey Pokey, and is one of the last steps toward total enlightenment.
     
    You take your whole self out: Jump back out of the circle, making sure all body parts are outside again
    As with taking the various body parts back out again, taking the whole self out is proving that you are seriously considering your decisions.
     
    You put your whole self in and you shake it all about: return your whole self to the circle. shake.
    Your whole self has now become clensed by the Hokey Pokey, after you have proven to it that this is what you desire.
     
    You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around (thats what its all about)
    The final step in the Hokey Pokey, be sure to Hokey Pokey the right way for you, as it is imperative to the success of the dance. As thats what its all about.
     
    Now that you have successfully completed the Hokey Pokey you are on the path that leads to the meaning of life, total enlightenment, ascencion etc. I wish you luck
     
    repeat 42 times.
     
    Oddball is out
     
     
     
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    Philosophical_Thinker 发表:
    Very entertaining. I shall be putting a link to your blog in my blog in the near future.
    11 月 8 日
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    KINGMINGUS 发表:
    And do those who fail to find enlightenment through the Hokey Pokey go on to try with the chicken dance??
    Maybe what it is really all about is "a little bit if this and a little bit of that"
    10 月 30 日
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    Crushable_Cutie 发表:
    no, no you may not have a refuind on those 6 minutes altho i am quite impressed it only took 6 minutes to read all that lol.
    one day you will look back and realise that reading the real meaning of the hokey pokey has made you a better person.
    if the hokey pokey IS wat its all about then maybe its a good thing that you have read it coz you have no idea wen u might conviently need it to save your life.
    10 月 28 日
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    AZNLUV 发表:
    I can't believe I took the time to read that. And then the comments.
    Can I please have a refund on those 6 minutes? Please? I'm really pressed for time and I thought I might relax a bit by taking a squiz around.
    Have a good one,
    Mentos
    10 月 28 日
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    -Blak-Kat- 发表:
    go rhi, yet another excellent, as well as superior, comeback you even managed not to swear! i congradulate you let me take you out to gloria jeans and we can discuss at length why you are going to win this battle of the wits without any effort what so ever! as a person who has hated sam since the moment i met her you are doing the world a favor by knocking down her ego, now we can all finally get some air.

    and again i'd just like to say excellent work

    seeya
    10 月 27 日
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    oddballoffun 发表:
    Tut tut tut sammy girl, there you go again with all that meaningless blather. And after i took the time to write you out instructions and all.
    I have come to the conclusion that you are simply regurgitationg all the insults that have been piled on you by various people over the years, that might explain your references to being spoilt, stupid and not having any respect.
    You don't seem to understand what is going on here.
    Let me explain
    You continue to write bitchy, yet nonsensical and immature comments on mine, and my freinds blogs, even though after every single one, you are torn down in flames by someone far superior in intellegence. Don't get me wrong here, I'm not just bignoting myself; You prove it, and continue to prove it each and every time you reply.
    When will you learn that calling me a mole does sweet F/A to my self esteem? You aren't hurting me, all you are doing is proving to me, and anyone else who reads this your complete lack of intellegence.
    You are losing this, you didn't have a chance in hell to begin with. Your rants and whinges do nothing except keep me amused, not only by your patheticness but also by the levels of sheer stupididty that are apparant in your writing.
    Stop telling me to shut my mouth, because it is not open for me to close, this is the difference between typing and speaking, for a literate person anyway; I don't have to sound out the words as i write them.

    You know someone is streching their intellectual limits in a debate when they make reference to your Mum. Again, pathetic, not to mention petty.

    Give up Sam, the smart thing doesn't work for you. You are losing, yes seem to stupid to realise it. You are not going to beat me in this, I encourage you to try though, as it provides a good laugh for everyone involved. And yes, they are involved. By insulting us you have involved us, and if we just joined in for the hell of it, then you should feel flattered that people are making the effort to insult you, as opposed disregarding you on account of being a cretin.

    Do yourself a favour and at least learn to use a theasaurus, the repetition of insults is painful, as in painfully pathetic.
    10 月 26 日
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    mmmm 发表:
    ok mole how about u keep that trap closed
    and get over that lil power trip u have!
    u were not involed to begin with so how about u stop commenting on something u had nothing to do with in the first place!!
    u have never had any respect from any one so start with that shit
    i no ur mummys bye ur side most the time cause ur a spoilt only child who gets every thing she wants and wouldnt no work if it bit her on the arse
    well how about u stop mooching of those parents of urs and actually get off that arse and do some work!!!
    oh but then u might have to actally have to do somthing!!!
    so next time hoe keep that trap closed about wat is not ur stuff to begin with!!!!
    10 月 25 日
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    Crushable_Cutie 发表:
    i think you have uncovered a conspiracy rhiannon. the hokey pokey IS wat its all about. if you do not partake in the 'hokey pokey' dance then your life is not yet fully furfilled.

    the hokey pokey (as said before) provides enlightenment and is the only form of realisation these days. but yes, it is a dangerious thing so it should be used wisely. in the wrong hands it could incredibly disaterous.

    think bout that..

    love katie
    10 月 24 日

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